Jesus Was A Total “Karen” Customer At His Last Supper

I’m a waiter, and I used to work at a restaurant called Galilee’s, and it just so happened to be where Jesus hosted his famous Last Supper.

To be frank, though, that was the weirdest table I ever served in my decades of restaurant work at spots all around the ancient Roman Mediterranean.

That night was a mess from the beginning, as Jesus had made a reservation in our event room for 26 people, and he requested the tables all be in a solid line. We had to totally rearrange the room, and the line of tables barely fit in the space. But then he showed up with only 12 other people! After they were sitting down for a bit, I asked Jesus when the rest of his party would arrive, and he said they were all present. They all chose to either sit or stand on the same side of the table, so half of the chairs were totally unused, which made it quite annoying to have to walk all the way around the row of tables several dozen times throughout the night.

It became obvious fast Jesus was a total cheapskate because he ordered everyone glasses of tap water, which of course are free, but he magically turned them all into wine. The whole table got wasted, and all we could charge them was a $10 uncorking fee for technically bringing their own wine. It’s like Jesus never went to a restaurant before. He’s supposedly omniscient…