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Melania Trump is Getting a Documentary as Her D-List Movie Stardom Continues
Is Hollywood calling the next first lady? How exciting–NOT.
We’re going to get a Melania documentary at the end of 2025. Whoopee!
It will be an “unprecedented, behind-the-scenes look” at President-elect Donald Trump’s third wife.
Unprecedented? For sure. We can’t wait to laugh at the woman who famously said,
“Who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decoration, but I need to do it, right?”
And can someone ask her about the Valentino black trench coat dress? She wore it to President Carter’s funeral.
What was up with that collar? A black and white print of a couple kissing among roses and butterflies? What was the message there?
Will the first and second wives make cameos?
Is this a continuation of her “Be Best” crusade? Ha ha! Dust off your green “I Really Don’t Care Do U?” jacket, Melania.
Are they white-washing her past too?
Wait, how much? $40 million to make a documentary? Does that sound right?