Merrick Garland Did Not Understand The Assignment
The election is less than two weeks away, and look what a swampy mess our Department of Justice is letting billionaires turn it into.
Elon Musk briefly started bribing voters with million dollar lotteries. Foreign influence is everywhere on social media. Donald Trump and his Republican hangers-on are without a doubt colluding again, as Vladimir Putin would spend literally any amount of money on Internet trolls and hacking to help Trump get elected to betray Ukraine and pull the US out of NATO, and Benjamin Netanyahu would love to have a president who doesn’t care about human rights violations. Also, Trump hoarded a whole bunch of top secret documents at his oligarch beach club and is now regularly feting various foreign leaders at Mar-a-Lago for private chats.
About what? He’s not the president. The Logan Act does exist, right? It’s not a Mandela Effect figment of my imagination, is it? And Trump incited a coup attempt to try and overturn our election.
And Musk, who is the biggest government handout welfare queen in US history, is also reportedly having private phone conversations with Putin. Because why not? America apparently has no laws, regulations, or societal norms that rich people have to follow, and there’s nothing Merrick Garland can do to protect against this wannabe oligarchy backing Trump from…
