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4 min readMay 13, 2025
- White House insiders say they’re starting to think Donald Trump is faking his phone calls with China, and is only pretending to talk to Xi Jinping when he holds his phone to his ear and loudly demands increasingly insane trade concessions.
- The Nobel Prize Committee has announced they will award the Peace Prize to whichever Republican senator first says out loud what everyone is already thinking: that Donald Trump has lost his mind, is belligerent wrecking global stability, and should be impeached.
- Chinese officials are reportedly shipping scraps of metal, wood, and cardboard to the US for free so Americans can build “Trumpville” shantytowns when Trump’s trade war starts a new Great Depression.
- Trump reportedly hates windmills so much because the windmill at his favorite mini-golf course is “rigged against him.”
- Trump is reportedly furious because his 4th of July parade will have no fireworks thanks to his tariffs on China.
- A White House staffer claims Trump was bluffing all along about the tariffs to convince China to give him easy…
