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Tension Is Rising Between Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk
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4 min readNov 27, 2024
- Vivek Ramaswamy is reportedly getting annoyed that Elon Musk is spending so much time playing Diablo 4, and is starting to worry Musk will make him do all the work for DOGE and then take the credit like he has done at Tesla and SpaceX.
- Musk is reportedly losing influence over Trump to Ramaswamy because Vivek is putting more compliments for Trump in his reports and memos.
- Musk is reportedly annoying Trump by using the bathroom stall or urinal right next to Trump anytime he goes to the bathroom so Musk can make sure Trump isn’t making a decision without him.
- Musk and Ramaswamy are reportedly starting to worry that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not the smartest or most serious person to chair the House D.O.G.E. committee.
- Musk says his Department of Government Efficiency report will be published on April 20th, and it will list 69 government programs he will cut.
- Musk is reportedly furious that people keep making jokes about how almost certainly Trump will fire him before April.
- Donald Trump says if the FBI has to deep dive into all of his nominations’ criminal records, lobbying backgrounds, hush money payments, and travel history he won’t get any of them approved.
- A new poll found that 30% of the MAGA fans who began wearing adult diapers to support Donald Trump after the incontinence rumors started going around are still wearing them.
- Trump is reportedly creeped out by men who haven’t been accused of at least one sex crime.
- Trump has reportedly made RFK Jr. eat McDonald’s every day for lunch for the last 9 days, and vowed to fire him if he “lays one regulatory finger on Diet Coke.”
- Marjorie Taylor Greene says if Congressional Republicans don’t confirm the rest of Trump’s cabinet picks after Matt Gaetz’ withdrawal she will reveal which of them have Grindr accounts.
- Trump says it has taken him by complete surprise that his most loyal supporters he has nominated for his cabinet keep turning out to be sex offenders.
- Trump has now officially nominated more sex offenders to his cabinet than any other president except Martin Van Buren.
- Ralph Dillaire, Trump’s nominee for Deputy Secretary of Elementary Education, legally can’t walk within 1,000 feet of any school because of a past public masturbation charge.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene says if every member of Congress had to resign for doing what Matt Gaetz has been accused of, “Democrats would have a supermajority.”
- Matt Gaetz and Madison Cawthorn are reportedly teaming up to “punish all the Republican hypocrites we know were at the coke orgies in Chuck Grassley’s f*ck dungeon.”
- Several virulently homophobic House Republicans who cut out “trans surveillance portholes” in the stall walls of the men’s bathrooms were just heard loudly denying that they’ve installed glory holes.
- A new TikTok challenge is offering $75,000 for someone to smack Donald Trump Jr.’s pants pockets on live television to see if any white clouds get dispersed.
- Nancy Mace hasn’t left the bathroom in 3 days, and reportedly washed herself from the sink this morning.
- Trump reportedly asked all his candidates for Attorney General whether or not they’d bury the Epstein files.
- Trump says he can do a better vetting job than the FBI for his cabinet nominees, and that he already has “thick folders on all of them full of juicy secrets.”
- 60% of the nominees Trump has named for his next administration have at some point publicly compared him to Hitler.
- Nancy Mace reportedly dropped a suitcase this morning on her way into her Capitol office, and out of it spilled a dozen dildos she said would be part of her bathroom protest next week.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she doesn’t remember saying she had evidence of other Republicans committing similar sex crimes to Matt Gaetz and would release it if Gaetz wasn’t confirmed.
- Representative Nancy Mace has reportedly banned her husband from using 2 of the 3 bathrooms in their house.
- GOP Representative Dave Darnold has joined Nancy Mace’s trans bathroom protest, but derailed their press conference this afternoon after he made several statements that appeared to suggest he believed women pee out of their vaginas.
- The janitors in Congress have reportedly installed a “TRANS WOMEN ONLY” sign above the bathroom Nancy Mace was protesting in front of all last week.
- Vivek Ramaswamy has reportedly enraged Elon Musk by putting the federal subsidies for SpaceX and Tesla on their list of spending cuts.
- A new TikTok trend has Gen Z girls mailing their used tampons to the offices of their anti-abortion Republican members of Congress.
- Donald Trump is reportedly threatening his staff that if his inauguration doesn’t have a bigger crowd than Obama got in 2008 he’ll have the government go through their taxes. 🥃
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