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Trump Says He Will Sue You if You Call it the “Trumpcession”
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4 min readApr 12, 2025
- Donald Trump is threatening to sue any American who calls the burgeoning recession “the Trumpcession,” “the Trump Slump,” “Orangecession,” “the Dotard Downturn,” “the Mushroom Man’s Bust,” or “the Syphilitic’s Stagflation.”
- Elon Musk has now been bullied off 6 different online video games.
- Trump reportedly wants the military to drive 79 nuclear missiles down the streets of Washington D.C. for his birthday parade in June, one for each year he has been alive.
- A Chinese official was caught on a hot mic exuberant at Trump’s tariff backtracking: “‘Liberation Day’ turned out to be ‘Back Down Like A Bitch Day.’ He’s just bluffing, and now the whole world knows it! His diaper must be very soiled! What a glorious day for China!”
- Trump’s economic strategy is basically a 10-year-old yelling out, “Psych!”
- Trump reportedly wants to invite Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin to his birthday military parade in June for a meeting of their “Dictator Bros” club.
- The biggest losers of Trump’s tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap Chinese MAGA hats to show their…
