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UN Weather Forecast

It’s cloudy out there

David Martin
The Left Is Right

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Photo by NOAA on Unsplash

Long-term worldwide weather forecast issued by the United Nations Meteorological Agency:

Unsettled conditions are expected for much of the planet for the foreseeable future. In particular, we anticipate further weather extremes in the Middle Eastern section of the globe. Since a large-scale western storm hit Iraq in 2003, there have been ongoing disruptions throughout that region.

Hurricane-force winds of change blew in from the United States with devastating yet fully predictable results. Extensive cloud seeding was initiated with hopes of fostering democratic growth. Predictably, such seeding only exacerbated existing conditions resulting in more ethnic and religious outbreaks.

Iraqi turbulence has significantly affected weather patterns in neighboring Iran which in turn has initiated more hot air disturbances emanating from America. The resulting clash of air masses has led to a prolonged democratic drought in Syria and fears of extreme weather outbreaks in and around Israel.

Although the long-term outlook for Europe had been promising in recent years, the weather situation now looks unstable and highly unpredictable. The decades-long trend towards a stable Euro-centric and NATO-centered climate has been…

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