Uncle Donald’s Bedtime Stories
Trump’s Tall Tales
When in residence at Mar-a-Lago, sometimes Donald Trump likes to end his evening by reading bedtime stories to any young children who might be staying there. Here are some of the former president’s favorite tales:
The Wild Whirlybird Ride
Boys and girls, do you know what a whirlybird is? That’s right, it’s a helicopter and I’m going to tell you an unbelievable story of a helicopter ride I took many years ago with a man named Willie Brown. I think Mr. Brown was Black but he could have been white since I don’t see color and am definitely not racist.
Anyway, it was a scary ride and we almost crashed and died. Mr. Brown says he wasn’t on that ride but he once dated a woman known as Krazy Kamala of Indian descent so his judgment is totally unreliable. No one will confirm my story but I think they were so afraid that they were in denial.
A white guy named Jerry Brown says he was on that flight but he once dated Linda Ronstadt who is of Mexican descent so who are you going to believe?
Krazy Kamala
Once upon a time, there was a very stupid woman named Kamala who couldn’t make up her mind if she was Black or Indian and, by Indian, I mean the curry one not the tomahawk one. It didn’t matter to…
