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TRUMP INTERIOR DESIGN
Welcome to President Donny’s Oval Office Gaudy Golden Renovation
Extreme Makeover Gilded White House Edition
President Donny Trump has settled into the Oval Office. And his inner interior decorator exploded. He crapped gold all over the place.
It’s not The White House anymore, it’s The Gold House! There’s gold everywhere!
When Donny declared it was the Golden Age of America! He wasn’t kidding.
The gaudy gold motif includes–
Gold-framed portraits on the walls. Gold drapes. Gilded Rococo mirrors hanging on the doors. Rococo? That’s 1700s French. Fancy!
The gilded eagles on the base of side tables — if those eagles could fly away.
A couple of gold-clothed chairs. One where his fat-ass sits when he’s insulting world leaders.
The tacky gold accents! All the knickknacks and tchotchkes [chachkies] line the fireplace mantle. Not to be outdone by the pair of golden ornaments affixed to the marble face of the fireplace.
A gold-stamped paperweight/coaster bearing his name “TRUMP.” The foot-breaker sits atop the coffee table beside golden Trump 47 coasters.
