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You’re So Vain! President Trump Got a New Portrait
Someone should swap it out with dogs playing poker
There’s a NEW official portrait. A creepier picture. How could it be any creepier than the original? How much money did that cost us? Not to be confused with the one he showed off on inauguration day. What was wrong with that one?
This new one has no American flag. Well. In all fairness, he couldn’t have it in the picture. The restraining order prevented it. Remember when he mugged the American flag? Several times. It couldn’t take it any longer. Donny claimed it was just a hug, though. The flag disputes his characterization.
Is Donny’s portraits, plural, now the only thing he likes to look at? He doesn’t want to look at his daily briefings. But that’s not the issue. Donny doesn’t like to read. He prefers touching things. Don’t think touching the daily briefings is the same as reading them.
“Disgusting abomination!” Was someone talking about the Big, Ugly Bill? Or was it President Donny’s new and improved official portrait?
How much more money will we have to cough up for this one?
Jimmy Kimmel dubbed it “sneering in the dark.” Was it a robot clone?
We will wait and see if the new portrait has a picture of Dorian Gray vibe.
