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Are We All Turning into Kim K. Bots?
The Great Plastic Surgery Clone Wars
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I have been noticing something wild lately.
I need to know if I’m the only one who feels like they live in a sci-fi movie where everyone’s face is stuck in the same factory setting.
Celebrities or Barbie Dolls? The Case of the Copy-Paste Faces
So, I have been binge-watching Netflix as if it’s my side hustle (because apparently, my actual side hustle isn’t paying the bills).
Something hit me hard after watching a few shows.
Every. Single. New. Celebrity. Looks. Identical.
Like, all of them have lifted eyebrows, jawlines so sharp they could cut vegetables; they have lips so inflated they could double as pool floats I guess!
And let’s just not forget about the big assets—bigger breasts and booties than the Kardashians.
At this point, I’m convinced there’s a secret factory in Beverly Hills churning out these “Instagram Face 2.0” models.
I mean...did someone misplace the blueprint for human diversity?
Or is this just the result of a collective fever dream fueled by Instagram filters and FOMO?
