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How My Dog’s Potato Theft Left Me With a Swollen Foot
I Slept Throughout The Chaos
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I woke up yesterday with so much pain in my right foot. At first, I thought I had somehow sleepwalked or something.
I checked the bridge portion of my right foot was swollen like a table tennis ball. Anxiously, I went to my mom to show her the damage. That’s when she casually dropped a bombshell. I had apparently mumbled in my sleep that I didn’t need ice and that I was fine.
I am like...excuse me? I had a whole conversation about my injury while being asleep? That's definitely some great talent.
Honestly, I sleep so deeply that even if someone set off fireworks next to my bed, I would probably just turn over on the other side. In fact, I can even sleep while sitting on a bus, which is basically a superpower at this point. Anyway, since I had zero recollection of getting injured, my mom filled in the missing pieces of my tragic backstory.
So, here’s what went down- My dog, Choco, has a strange obsession with vegetables. Yesterday, he found his opportunity and snatched a big…
