Me and the mannequin I nicked from Debenhams

DATING HACKS

TOP DATING HACKS FOR DATING. HACK YOUR DATE WITH THESE DATING HACKS.

1. Give him the larger of the breakfast eggs, and he’ll thank you.
2. There’s nothing men find sexier than a woman wearing more felt than usual.
3. When your man comes home from work, surprise him by showing him your secret dog.
4. They say that a mans stomach is the way to his heart. That’s not true. It’s actually the brain. Consume the brain.
5. Dance like nobody’s watching. Then dance like somebody is watching. Then dance like nobody is watching again. Do this for 3 weeks, then stop. Never explain yourself. Never dance again.
6. Share a romantic plate of whipped cream with your partner. Then take him outside, and reveal that the swing set is now all whipped cream. Enjoy some sexy play in the refreshing cream till dawns new light.

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