I’m never ordering pizza from that place

And no, he didn’t offer to help me save 15% on my car insurance

One day a few weeks ago, I was driving along, minding my own business, and one of those tiny, lizard/gekko things crawled up from beneath my windshield wipers and onto my windshield. I admit, it scared the daylights out of me, stuck to my windshield, giving me the lizard/gecko eye. I recovered pretty quickly though and dove for my…