My Wife Wants Me to Stop Lying About My Height

My childish, overactive mind stunted my development.

Photo by Stanisław Krawczyk on Unsplash

Here is a secret.

I’m not 5'9".

I do tell people I am. But I’m not.

I’m probably closer to 5'8–5/6", but you can’t bring fractions into the mix without sounding like a douche.