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Missy Crystal

Apr 13

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No, Vanna White Can’t Cut in Line to Use the Bathroom

What a rude question to ask a pregnant woman

A smiling Vanna White waves. She is wearing a yellow dress and standing in front of a fancy car. — Image Credit: “Vanna White Net Worth” by celebrityabc — marked with CC BY-SA 2.0

“Guess who’s coming to town!” my friend screamed through the phone.

“Your parents?” I asked.

“Even better!” she yelled. “The Wheel of Fortune crew!”

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