Oh please. “You look so healthy” is totally code for

“Girlfriend, you’re getting fat.”

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I’m speed walking along a wooded trail, killing time while Cuyler wraps up rugby practice, and all I can hear are bees zipping past my head, and the sound of my way too tight, way too long yoga pants dragging in the dirt. They’re too tight because when I bought them, I weighed far too little. They’re too long because I…