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The Most Creative Customer Revenge I’ve Ever Experienced

A call to the manager wouldn’t have made the same impact

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I was checking in returns when I found a used condom stuck between two videotapes.

Was this an accident or a commentary on our customer service?




We publish memoirs, personal essays, and fictional memoir. Creative stories unpacked from the nostalgic hope chests of our lives.

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Christine Schoenwald

Christine Schoenwald

Writer for The Los Angeles Times, Salon, The Startup, Tenderly, Fearless She Wrote, MuddyUm.

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