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The Patron Saint of Losers

Image provided by KiKi Walter. Canoeing in the Adirondacks, 1981.

I guess I was the Patron Saint of Losers.

Cinderella dressed in yella…

At least that’s what it felt like.

Went upstairs to kiss her fella…

One by one they all found a reason to leave.




We publish memoirs, personal essays, and fictional memoir. Creative stories unpacked from the nostalgic hope chests of our lives.

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KiKi Walter

KiKi Walter

Snarky Megalomaniac, Queen Bee, and Pub Pirate. Also: The Memoir Queen. Evil mastermind behind Suite 1984 Publishing & Therapy, and her devoted crew of minions.

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