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The Memoirist

When Belts Go Bad

Being bullied and assailed by your accessories? I’ve got you

Photo by Kate Hliznitsova on Unsplash

I feel bad about my waist. One minute it was there, and then it was gone, washed away I’m sure by the Chardonnay I insist I can consume without consequences.

But I used to be able to drink and eat whatever I want! I cry to the rolls that have taken up residence around my middle. The rolls don’t respond.

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We publish memoirs, personal essays, and fictional memoir. Creative stories unpacked from the nostalgic hope chests of our lives.

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Susan McCorkindale

Susan McCorkindale

Rugby mom, soccer mom, author, hopeless optimist. Reach me at Susan@SusanMcCorkindale.com

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