

Good Mornian, Have Some Links
Mornings are for links
Steve Harvey doesn’t read so good; he announced the wrong woman as Miss Universe last night. WHOOPS. Also, he is a raging misogynist which makes him the best choice to host a competition that judges females based entirely on their looks IMO.
This was probably my favorite #longread of the year: Adrian Chen detailing how the granddaughter of Fred Phelps left the Westboro Baptist Church, thanks, in part, to Twitter.
FIFA finally kicks Sepp to the curb (and Michael Platini), which, better late than never, I guess?
Not sure how I have failed to link this masterpiece yet. Jon Bois is awesome and you should read everything he writes, but his explainer on what constitutes a catch in the NFL is brilliant, and isn’t what you think it is.
Shea Serrano, ex-Grantlander, is also awesome (top 5 follow on Twitter). If you haven’t heard about his book, The Rap Year Book, you need to check it out, RIGHT NOW.
Chelsea won their first game after sacking Jose Mourinho, which is literally the only time I have ever been happy that Chelsea have won, because Jose is a douche, even though their fans are angry he is gone.
BEST LONGFORM SPORTS STORIES OF THE YEAR. WOOOOOOO.
Finally, Peyton was spitting fire flames at Ian Rapoport after the later claimed Manning was not content with the situation in Denver. He said bad words!