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You Want to Talk Masturbation?

We’re getting jerked off by the “Master.”

“Look out! He’s gonna blow!” The Orange Troll in the midst of a masturbatory episode. Source: Flickr.Com

Sex is one of the hottest topics on Medium. If you write the most prurient piece imaginable, filled with juicy, descriptive language, you can bet your ass you’ll be curated.

There. That’s my Medium “how to.” You’re welcome.




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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado.

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