The Minute Enlightenment: Japanese Young People ‘Not Having Sex’
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2 min readJul 6, 2017
According to new research, there are increasing numbers of Japanese citizens who have never had, or are currently not having, a physical relationship. We asked for guidance from three top spiritual advisors:
“You know, come to think of it, every Japanese sexual encounter I’ve ever seen has been animated.”
Marshall Peabody • Cult Leader
“Interesting, Japan is suffering from the same sociological phenomenon that I experienced in college.”
Gobind Singh • Semi-Professional Guru
“It’s a shame — all that technological prowess and they still don’t know about Tinder.”
Sunflower Schmidt • Honest-to-God Druid