The Minute Enlightenment: The Pope Delivers His First TED Talk

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Joe Schaefer
The Minute Light
2 min readApr 28, 2017

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On Tuesday, Pope Francis became the first leader of the Roman Catholic Church to deliver a TED talk. The message, recorded at the Vatican, has over 800,000 views on the TED website. We asked for guidance from three top spiritual advisors:

“As I have long foretold, the pope now speaks for a new God — join us in worshiping TED the Deliverer!”

Marshall Peabody • Cult Leader

“This is a momentous event in the lives of millions of people who are excited you can now do church over the internet.”

Gobind Singh • Semi-Professional Guru

“How come no one cared when I got on Snapchat?”

Sunflower Schmidt • Honest-to-God Druid

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