I Got 99 Problems but a Writing Challenge Ain’t One
How fast can you complain?
It’s simple. Write an intro, start the timer, list 99 problems.
What kind of problems?
Problems with you, your problems with others, problems with society, problems with your Amazon order, problems with god, someone else’s problems, problems everyone has, or problems no one would admit to.
You know, problems.
Like my previous 100 Things challenge, finish as fast as you can for bragging rights.
However, the whole point of posting something on Medium is entertainment. Most people who took my 100 things challenge started listing things on their desk around #60. As a result, everyone’s except Paul Combs sucked.
To prevent another avalanche of crap, please be creative and make it good. I could do it in under 20 minutes, but for entertainment’s sake I’m shooting for under 25.
Timer ready! Let’s go!
- I’ve got 2 left feet
- My ass crack is horizontal
- This Tshirt is too tight
- I forget to wear a belt
- She’s never seen Star Wars
- They want a 500 dollar deposit for dogs
