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My 100 Funniest Tweets that Arby’s Doesn’t Want You to Read
Curated @anotherlogan bangers for my 15th anniversary
Arby’s doesn’t care if you read this. They are in the business of making roast beef sandwiches, curly fries, and jamocha shakes. We used to be tight. Then Arby’s unfollowed me.
The vendetta began.
Remember when big fast food accounts on Twitter would talk shit to each other back and fourth all day every day? Member Tatooine?
I memeber.
In my 15 years on Twitter X I’ve posted over 60k tweets. Most of them sucked. But if you throw enough shit at a wall some of it will stick.
I went through all 60,000 of my tweets and picked the best. I’m comfortable with curating my top 100 and calling it a story.
These are my own jokes. No stealing. No memes. Just words. Bangers only. I am the R rated Anotherlogan on Twitter and I got some good ones.
120 character Twitter as Anotherlogan
Jul 1, 2009
got a white gumball from the machine. totally unsatisfied. going to demand my 25 cents back from the juvenile cancer center.
Jul 28, 2009
