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The Hogan Torah 1,000th Story Spectacular
The Hogan Torah 1,000th Story Spectacular
The writings of a writer writing about the writing he wrote before
Hogan Torah
Nov 16
Using AI Art to Not Make Big Breasted Anime Girls
Using AI Art to Not Make Big Breasted Anime Girls
Sharing the tricks I’ve learned generating AI images that get hudreds of thousands of views on social media
Hogan Torah
Nov 13
The Science Behind Steve Harvey AI Photos
The Science Behind Steve Harvey AI Photos
The reason Steve Harvey is the perfect person for Hilarious AI generated images
Hogan Torah
Oct 24
Let Them Scrape Our Stories and Make us Immortal
Let Them Scrape Our Stories and Make us Immortal
Commentary on Medium’s email regarding blocking generative AI companies
Hogan Torah
Oct 21
Stop Taking Advice from Tall Attractive White Dudes
Stop Taking Advice from Tall Attractive White Dudes
I am an attractive white dude so I know what I’m talking about
Hogan Torah
Oct 17
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The Best Tinder Profile Pictures You’ve Ever Seen
The Best Tinder Profile Pictures You’ve Ever Seen
What my coworker did to get the ladies swiping right
Hogan Torah
Sep 20
Home Alone 2 Actor Gets Indicted for the 4th Time
Home Alone 2 Actor Gets Indicted for the 4th Time
He set a record that even the most ambitious Hollywood entertainers would find hard to surpass.
GB Rogut
Aug 28
If it Wasn’t for Jesus I’d Still Be Walking
If it Wasn’t for Jesus I’d Still Be Walking
The time I walked 11 miles in my bathrobe and slippers
Hogan Torah
Aug 18
On Our Third Date She Wore the Same Perfume as my Grandmother
On Our Third Date She Wore the Same Perfume as my Grandmother
Could you have sex with someone who smelled like your grandparent?
Hogan Torah
Aug 1
The Worst Movie Hotels To Stay at During Your Summer Vacations
The Worst Movie Hotels To Stay at During Your Summer Vacations
Not everything you see on the screen is worth the trouble.
GB Rogut
Jul 28
When You Are a Mexican Person Who Loves To Eat at Taco Bell
When You Are a Mexican Person Who Loves To Eat at Taco Bell
Because I like to Live Más!
GB Rogut
Jul 13
The Real Twitter Is All the Friends We Made Along the Way
The Real Twitter Is All the Friends We Made Along the Way
This post is a not-very-subtle-long subtweet because nothing matters anymore.
GB Rogut
Jul 2
Peeing in the Shower: Life Hack or Disgusting
Peeing in the Shower: Life Hack or Disgusting
Do you pee in the shower or does it piss you off?
Hogan Torah
Jun 29
The TikTok Chronicles: Becoming a Millionaire One Dollar at a Time
The TikTok Chronicles: Becoming a Millionaire One Dollar at a Time
Maybe I'm being too harsh and should give this a try.
GB Rogut
Jun 17
How To Serve Cunt the Right Way
How To Serve Cunt the Right Way
"You may test that assumption at your convenience."
GB Rogut
May 16
That Time Charlize Theron Had To Beat the Crap Out of Megyn Kelly
That Time Charlize Theron Had To Beat the Crap Out of Megyn Kelly
And the world watched in delight.
GB Rogut
May 14
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