Fall 2021 University Admissions Requirements: FAQs

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Q: Should we be concerned about enrollment for Fall 2021?

A: We should be panicked.

Q: Are we going to lower our admissions criteria again?

A: Duh.

Q: Are there some extra zeroes on the memo about the new Success Coach hires?

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A satirical review of higher education in America.

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Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, HuffPost, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, The Satirist, Human Parts, others.

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