24 Shocking Things That Keep Parents From Having Sex

Hooking up isn’t like in the hot and heavy days anymore. It’s different…

Kristina God, MBA
The Motherload

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I’ve heard a rumour that people have sex… But I have a child, and when you have children, it’s different. Instead of ’50 shades of gray’, it’s more ’50 shades of pray your children stay asleep’. Hooking up is no longer like in the hot and heavy days. And yet it’s not lack of desire or sex drive that’s keeping you from having some sexy time with your partner.

The deepest fantasy of most young parents is to be able to sleep. If and when that is fulfilled, they want to be able to eat in peace. And then maybe have a little sex. But can one fulfill so many wishes in one go? Very unlikely. Because, in the meantime, someone has woken up again, the full diaper must be changed or the washing machine is beeping.

With children in the house, the path to orgasm is full of obstacles, especially if…

  1. one insists on long foreplay — if it goes at all, it only goes quick and dirty
  2. the clock is ticking and you’re calculating how much potential sleeping time this sex is taking up. Okay, now I might be able to get one hour of sleep…
  3. in bed, one starts to speak of oneself in…

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Kristina God, MBA
The Motherload

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