A Much Younger Man Called Me a MILF
and I really liked it.
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2 min readMay 8, 2022
A few years ago, I didn’t know what the acronym MILF stood for.
A good pal explained to me:
MILF = a mother I’d like to f*ck.
The other day I took my toddler to swimming lessons.
Because of the pandemic, I went to a swimming pool for the first time since I was pregnant.
At home, I just grabbed a white bikini and headed out to meet the other moms in time.
In the car, I initially tried to suppress my feelings about how I would look in the bikini I bought before I got pregnant.
Then I just forgot what I was thinking about because my toddler was throwing a tantrum in the back seat.
I was just happy when I finally went to the pool for the first time in three years — holding my toddler’s hand.
Suddenly a much younger athletic man walked past us and said:
Oh yeah! You’re a MILF.
I just grinned and said to myself:
Yes! You bet I am! I am now a MILF.
