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My Son: The 3-Year-Old Shoplifter

Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

It’s my fault.

The lesson is that only idiots go to a toy shop with a three-year-old.

I thought it would be fun. We haven’t been shopping together much with Covid and avoiding shops. I thought we could browse and enjoy looking at some toys together…

It wasn’t like that. It was ‘can we buy this ?’ and pointing at the most giant plastic noisy toy, ‘No’…

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Mari Sherret

Mari Sherret

Parenting, feminism, reproductive rights. Enjoys rain after hot weather. Getting better at being wrong.