I’m not racist, this is about my heritage!

Your heritage can kiss my fanny

Collage by the author with a nod to Andy Warhol

I’m sorry, but that heritage is slavery and Jim Crow. Don’t tell me that you never owned a slave. The only reason you’ve never owned a slave is because the South lost the war. If they had won you would likely own slaves today because they would be a symbol of your innate superiority over the black race and your victory over the people who…