A Quiet Friday on Twitter

Just gonna be a Trump-adjusted normal Friday, right? Get one or two crazy things, start speculating about next week’s hearings for Kushner, Manafort, and Junior. Nothing big, right?

Wait what? WHAT?!

Aaaah!

AAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaah!

ARE WE. IS THIS. IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

NO. STOP. WHAT.

W H A T

IS EVERYTHING OK (NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT OK)

I JUST. I. WHAT.

SICK BURN, NANCY. YOU TELL ‘EM.

A MONTH. (MAYBE BECAUSE THE CHARMING NEW GUY NEEDS THAT LONG TO GET HIS SHIT IN ORDER SO HE DOESN’T CAUSE ANOTHER INVESTIGATION?)

I need to go lie down. And then eat some cake. And then call my senators because healthcare is still (STILL!) on the line. Go make your calls.

Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224–3121