Power Rankings
Champions League first round is over. Europa League round of 16 is drawn.
Please tell your teams not to lie me, it hurts me, it really does.
Friendly reminder: Once again, please remember, if you have a problem with it, tell your team to play and do better.
Let’s get to it:
- Bayern Munich- Slow and steady wins the race, again. Jupp Heynckes has Bayern playing like every premium German car. As for Beşiktaş, Bayern must have confused you for Arsenal; 5 goals, less desirable than Salt Bae’s restaurant reviews.
2. Barcelona- Lionel Messi. Well fought from Chelsea but Lionel Messi.
3. . Atlético Madrid- Look at these guys, just getting results.
4. Man City-
5. Liverpool- No game this week. So they stay here.
6. Juventus- Despite the nonsense against Tottenham, they are just efficient. Did well in the derby and Dybala is back.
7. PSG- They are off of punishment, but on probation.
8. Napoli- Out of both European competitions. Serie A lead hangs by a thread. Squeaky bum time.
9. Tottenham- Tried to show good faith, I really did but Rochdale? Really? En esta economia?!
10. Marsielle- Lost to Braga. Qualified for the next round in Europa. They play PSG next, back to back, so enjoy them while they are here.
