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The New Ultras
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3 min readApr 13, 2018

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you. Without a dope beat to step to, step to, step to, step to.

So, the show continues.

Hey man, there were A LOT of happenings in the world of football, lots of goals, lots of broken hearts, lots of moving and shaking.

Friendly reminder: Once again, please remember, if you have a problem with it, tell your team to play and do better.

  1. Bayern Munich- A bit boring, six time in a row to win the league, however, they live to fight another day in the Champions League, good for them. German efficiency.

2. Liverpool- Can you believe it? Beat Man City in Champions League, made it to the semis and here they are.

3. Real Madrid- 4th in the league, still doing bits in the Champions League. Cristiano Ronaldo STILL gives Buffon nightmares. Michael Oliver, that was a bold call my guy, very damn bold to end the game that way.

4. Atlético Madrid- Hey, they are #efficient. They play Arsenal in the Europa League, what fun that will be.

5. Roma- They did it for Julius Caesar. They needed 3 goals, they gave Barcelona 3 goals and put Serie A on their back.

6. Manchester United- Look who is back! Winning my heart and stuff. Playing the role of party poopers against Man City and anyone crying about that, go and step on legos.

INTERMISSION TIME.

The remaining teams need to be shamed.

7. Juventus- You did bits, you ALMOST had Real Madrid, almost but you lost and as per, you only win the league.

8. Barcelona- Ernesto Valverde’s rotation is not good. Barcelona ate 3 goals in Rome, should not be like that, at all. At least you have a strangle hold on La Liga, do not let that up.

9. Manchester City- THE BEST TEAM THE PREM HAS EVER SEEN. Their fans complain about Man Utd and Liverpool being History FC and within a week, 3 losses to History FC and History United, the second leg with Pep in the stands of the second half. The only history you should know that is post Barcelona, Pep has failed in Champions League. Do not lose to Tottenham this weekend.

10. PSG- Only reason they are here, they almost to Saint Etienne, if it were not for Mathieu Dorobucci saving their blushes.

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