What Happened?

jose de lima
The New Ultras
Published in
1 min readDec 11, 2017
  • nobody wants to win Serie A
  • Mo Salah has the same plug that Barry Bonds had.
  • maybe we should combine the Bundesliga & Ligue 1. Call it Un Bunda.
  • Benevento is going to end the year with that 1 point they took from AC Milan. I love it.
  • Jordan Lukaku cut his hair & has been posing as Romelu for the last month. the real Rom is locked up in a basement somewhere.
  • Real Madrid’s +/- with Isco on the bench is BRAZY
  • Big Sam’s tactics are illegal in 16 different countries.
  • 2 own goals & a PK in a game is the most Levante & Bilbao thing ever.
  • Dortmund might never win another game.
  • I can’t stop thinking about what Gabriel Jesus did to Marcus Rojo.

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