What’s Happening?

Groups A, B, C & D

GROUP A

The group of death.

watching any of these games will literally kill you because they all stink.

Russia- thanks for hosting, i guess.

Saudi Arabia - I honestly can’t name a single player on this team.

Egypt- Mo Salah is good, the other guys?

Uruguay- Lucky to have drawn such a easy group. would get exposed.

GROUP B

Portugal- Chris Chiano plays for this team so that’s a good start.

Spain- Not as good as people think.

Morocco- Could cause trouble, probably won’t.

Iran- Might score a goal. Probably won’t.

GROUP C

France- Too bad they don’t have a title for fielding the most handsome player.

Peru- PAOLO GUERRERO E MATADOR

Australia- Not looking good for you.

Denmark- You again?

GROUP D

Argentina- Love & Football. Drama filled country.

Iceland- Don’t care for the handclaps

Nigeria- Cool kits.

Croatia- Also cool kits, in shit form.