Old Quotes For Our Modern World
That which does not kill us makes us stronger…especially spin today. That f — king blew.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt about who you are voting for this year.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Plus, not like Netflix is going to end House of Cards anytime soon.
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Except the dishes. We agreed everyone would do their own. Janet.
To err is human; to forgive, divine. But Janet, really, you do need to do your own dishes. Your pasta pots are filthy.
Imagination is more important than knowledge
— Every English Major Ever
With great power comes great responsibility. So don’t pick another shitty kung-fu movie to watch. I still haven’t forgiven you for the Crouching Tiger sequel.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
— Donald Trump
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect on why exactly you root for Manchester United.
Believe you can and you’re halfway there. Just don’t look at the clock though.
The pen is mightier than the sword, except in a swordfight.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
— A Very Optimistic Abraham Lincoln
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, live like it’s heaven on earth and be as easily motivated as a dog in heat.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Show me ur boobs?
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail to your withered, desiccated corpse.
As Always, Clicking That Little Green Heart Is Appreciated.
