Zodiac Signs as Akward Party Moments

Scott Root
Sep 7, 2018 · 1 min read

Aries: “Remind me of your name again”

Taurus: *Eats all the chips* “Got any more chips?”

Gemini: “I’m sort of going through a breakup right now”

Cancer: “My parents are in town, so I invited them, hope that’s ok”

Leo: “Let me tell you 5 different stories that all make me look good even though everyone knows I’m a garbage person.”

Virgo: “Have I introduced you to my ex who’s here?”

Libra: “Off-color joke that no one laughs at.”

Scorpio: “I keep count of my drinks and brag about how much I’m drinking”

Sagittarius: “What’s the minimum polite amount of time to be here?”

Capricorn: “Can I put my name on your gift?”

Aquarius: *Spills Beer*

Pisces: “Mind if I get that aux cord?”

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