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The Book of People

3 min readApr 16, 2025

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What follows is a transcript of a recently-translated and previously-unknown scroll, found meticulously preserved in a cave near the Dead Sea. It expands upon the story of Jacob wrestling with the Angel of God originally found in the book of Genesis.

1 Jacob and the Angel of the LORD did meet on the field of combat

2 And they did engage in a bout, grappling each other over and over

3 For many minutes did they exchange blows, neither gaining the upper hand

4 Until Jacob did gain the upper hand over the Angel, and the Angel did kneel as though to submit to Jacob

5 When the Archangel Gabriel did appear to Jacob

6 And did profess that Jacob should not revel in his victory

7 For the path of forgiveness was that of a true man of GOD

8 However, Gabriel was not the legal man, and the referee did attempt to remove Gabriel from the field of combat

9 But, when the ref’s back was turned, the Angel, from his robes, did produce a set of brass knuckles

10 And the Angel did clock Jacob a good one across his face

11 And Jacob went down in a heap

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The Odd Thing
The Odd Thing

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Follow-up to the Thing a Day, this is the place I put the occasional, odd Thing that I decide to publish.

Matthew Maniaci
Matthew Maniaci

Written by Matthew Maniaci

I write about everything from my experience with mental illness to politics to philosophy. Much of my so-called "wisdom" is from Tumblr dot com. He/him/his.

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