The “Death Toilet” Trilogy is the Godfather of Killer Toilet Movies

Brandon Dockery
The Offbeat Movie Emporium
4 min readDec 23, 2022

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A case study in poop

When my Blu-Ray copy of the “Death Toilet” trilogy from SRS Cinema arrived, 5 thoughts occurred to me. The first four were “Why did I buy this?” The last was, “It can’t be worse than Shark Exorcist”. I miss that naive Brandon from 2 weeks ago.

“Death Toilet”, “Death Toilet Number Two” and “Death Toilet: Call of Doody” each clock in at just under an hour in runtime. While it sometimes felt like an eternity trapped in a hot porta-potty, it wasn’t a huge time investment. The same characters appear in each film, with more or less the same plot. For those of you expecting a more cerebral experience from your movies that center around an extended toilet joke, you may be disappointed.

“Death Toilet” opens, like most Oscar-worthy films, with the director getting knifed in the balls by his toilet while taking a noisy dump. While this may seem crass and juvenile to the unrefined palette, I would direct the discerning viewer to the Vietnam War footage it is juxtaposed against. Might the director be saying something here? Perhaps this bonkers opening sequence is a statement of neo-colonialism and U.S. global hegemony pertaining to the Asian Pacific. Probably not.

Image generated by DALL-E 2. If only that had existed when the movie was made

While I took meticulous notes during my marathon session of all 3 movies, I quickly…

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Brandon Dockery
The Offbeat Movie Emporium

It’s not about the destination, it’s about complaining every step of the way there. Writing published in Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Haven and Robot Butt