I Hate The Beach

There’s one in every crowd

Regardless of how unattractive I am, I remain picky (at least somewhat) as to who I swipe right on Tinder. Or in the words of a knucklehead who married a lesbian — “it’s my prerogative.” (That would be Bobby Brown who married Whitney Houston.)

As such, I have many dealbreakers — most of which I’ve listed in another story (“Top Ten Female Photo Fails On Tinder”)



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William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

Daily Beast, NY Daily News, Daily Mail, Independent. Top Writer in nothing. Bottom Writer in everything! Curmudgeon first class