I Hate The Beach

There’s one in every crowd

Photo by Danny SwellChasers on Unsplash (Yes, I’d love to meet up. But no beach dates!)

Regardless of how unattractive I am, I remain picky (at least somewhat) as to who I swipe right on Tinder. Or in the words of a knucklehead who married a lesbian — “it’s my prerogative.” (That would be Bobby Brown who married Whitney Houston.)

As such, I have many dealbreakers — most of which I’ve listed in another story (“Top Ten Female Photo Fails On Tinder”)…