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You Can’t Blame a Dating Site For Trying

You Can’t Blame a Dating Site For Trying

Sorry, OK Cupid. No sale!
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A Titillating Tinder Moment

A Titillating Tinder Moment

The 4 AM message
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A Harsh Reality

A Harsh Reality

Her 4k likes!
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A Tinder Girl’s Physical Requirements

A Tinder Girl’s Physical Requirements

Take a wild guess!
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Against All Odds

Against All Odds

The Miss America Pageant Comes to Tinder
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It’s Now Or Never

It’s Now Or Never

A missed opportunity
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The Boost

The Boost

Another Tinder Gold perk
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Reinventing Yourself On Tinder

Reinventing Yourself On Tinder

Don’t get stale
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“Superlike” This!

“Superlike” This!

Mother fucker!
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Into the Tinder Gold Mosh Pit

Into the Tinder Gold Mosh Pit

Day #1
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The Yin and Yang of the “Superlike”

The Yin and Yang of the “Superlike”

Day #3 on Tinder Gold
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Keepin’ It Real

Keepin’ It Real

With my favorite Tinder girl
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One Abusive Woman

One Abusive Woman

The Tinder girl from Brasil
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Love Everybody Day

Love Everybody Day

The second 24 hours on Tinder gold
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Tinder’s Busted Distance Software

Tinder’s Busted Distance Software

Not ready to fly to my coffee date
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That Damned Google Thing

That Damned Google Thing

Images I’m afraid to use on Tinder
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Rewind and Review

Rewind and Review

More Tinder gold perks for the big wheel purchaser
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The Race Is On

The Race Is On

To break even on my Tinder Gold purchase
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A Little Intellectual Repartee

A Little Intellectual Repartee

A VERY little
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May I Have a Word?

May I Have a Word?

And I’m talking literally
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The Race Is Won

The Race Is Won

I’ve Earned My Money Back
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Selfie Pandemic On Tinder

Selfie Pandemic On Tinder

Show us you care enough to have a friend take a photo
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Tinder As Matchmaker

Tinder As Matchmaker

Did I swipe right on you?
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I Hate The Beach

I Hate The Beach

There’s one in every crowd
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That Upbeat Tinder Profile

That Upbeat Tinder Profile

And your wonderful children
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Lose The Mask

Lose The Mask

Let’s move on
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The International Flavor Of Love

The International Flavor Of Love

Tinder style
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Rough Trade

Rough Trade

One step forward and two steps back
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Book Me a Flight

Book Me a Flight

Rio here we go!
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The Final Word

The Final Word

30th and last day on Tinder Gold
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