The Open Kimono
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The Open Kimono

75 WORDS

Chicken Coop Cat House Dog Doo Blues

Oh my achy breaky heart…

Better run, girls! No meat for supper! Photo by author

I looked at my watch, it was a quarter to two.
I’m sittin’ in this bar, sippin’ on my beer,
The hookers ain’t ugly
when they’re wearin’ somethin’ sheer.

My wife done left me,
I don’t know what to do.
Ain’t got no meat for supper.
My teeth fell out, I can’t even chew.

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Adelia Ritchie

Adelia Ritchie

Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, co-editor of The Open Kimono. Send us your edgiest stuff! https://medium.com/the-open-kimono

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