Chicken Coop Cat House Dog Doo Blues
Oh my achy breaky heart…
I looked at my watch, it was a quarter to two.
I’m sittin’ in this bar, sippin’ on my beer,
The hookers ain’t ugly
when they’re wearin’ somethin’ sheer.
My wife done left me,
I don’t know what to do.
Ain’t got no meat for supper.
My teeth fell out, I can’t even chew.