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Don’t Need to Paint My Toenails

Country music lyrics about illicit love & a broken heart

Cure for foot fetishes. Hail, yes! By author

Don’t need to paint my toenails
don’t need to shave my legs
don’t need to trim my bikini line
ain’t nobody gonna see




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