Why Don’t You Eat My Dogs?

Dogs, pigs, cows — trust me, they all care which you eat

Or, why don’t you eat my cat, Pearl? She is a fun-sized snack-um. Photo courtesy of the Author.

Recently, a friend said to me defensively, “you know, I don’t eat dogs!”

I didn’t respond, but I thought to myself,

Why not?

Why don’t you eat dogs?