Gear Up For The NBA Playoffs With The Worst New Merchandise Possible!
These are actual clothing items that actually exist and actually cost money.
The NBA playoffs begin this coming Saturday, with the Spurs and Warriors kicking things off at 3 pm EDT.
Now, why the league chose to start Game 1 at noon on the west coast for arguably the most popular and polarizing team in the NBA is far beyond me, but what’s important here — at least in this very moment — is how to properly prep your wardrobe for what should be a wild month of NBA playoff games.
For starters (and perhaps exclusively designed for fans of countless teams), you can’t go wrong with a stone-washed jean jacket peppered with logos of every single team in the NBA. Except you can, because this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
They didn’t just slap a slew of logos onto a jean jacket, which would’ve been bad enough, they blasted the hell out this denim to give off that hardly missed early 80s fashion stench.
It’s true beauty lies in its thoughtful “subtlety” as even the sleeves got plastered.
Of most significance, however, is that this badboy will only cost you $168!
A fashion win-win for sure, especially since there are matching stone-washed jeans to go with it for a cool $118.
Amazingly, they reeled in the logo obsession presumably to offset the presence of this blinding, eye-rake of a jacket.
So, assuming you already own a pair of sneakers and a t-shirt, you can look like a complete assclown for a grand total of just $286.
But if the 100% “all denim everything” look ain’t your thing, check out these incredibly embarrassing “Shooter Jerseys.”
Please brace yourself…
For 48 bucks apiece to convey your bubbling fandom to someone standing 48 miles away, you simply cannot go wrong with these beauties.
Hey, gotta support the team, am I right?
Happy shopping!
