What Made You Have Four Children?

I can say unequivocally, it was my penis.

Uvebruce
The Parenting Portal

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Nothing trumps children. Photo by Robert Collins on Unsplash

‘Cause it sure wasn’t my brain. I sometimes wish it was somebody else’s penis though, that way I could claim child support.

But you can’t win them all.

I envy those people who have “evolved” to the point they do not feel the need to rear a DNA-name carrier. Because that ultimately is…

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Uvebruce
The Parenting Portal

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.