I Did a Sexy Photo Shoot to Impress My Husband

And wound up giving myself a gift instead

Photo by Matthias Blonski on Unsplash

This is not the story I hoped to write.

Hell, it’s not even the catchy “I did this, but guess what, it didn’t turn out how I expected!” story I thought I might end up writing.

It’s not going to be one of those “I did a thing and it totally changed my life and now I…