Riding Every Roller Coaster

And not waiting in a single line to do it

Cedar Point Amusement Park near Sandusky, Ohio / Photo Credit — tracy the astonishing / Wikimedia Commons

I may not like it, but standing in lines is our thing now. There’s no quickly picking up that butter or milk I forgot yesterday.

Anything we need or want to buy, we all get in line and are sure to stand six feet away from the guy in front of us and practice up on our stink eye for that idiot behind us who thinks three…